I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND
is your cat called yeehaw
If you can show me a man that looks better than Richard Armitage in military uniform I will give you my first born
I see your Tennant and raise you Hiddleston and Cumberbatch
i see your hiddleston and cumberbatch and raise you ackles
I acknowledge your Ackles and raise you Rogers
BAM GERARD WAY
Have a Sebastian Stan
a transparent ittle haunter thingy
More annoying asshole AUs please, like:
• kept kicking the back of my chair at the theatre au
• tried breaking into my flat when they were drunk bc they thought it was theirs au
• always arrives at the cafeteria 30 seconds before me and takes the last sandwich I like au
• repeatedly comes into the shop I work at and picks up a lettuce then half way through the shop decides they don’t want the lettuce and puts it back on the shelf next to them regardless of what aisle they’re in au
#PLEASE#I can see newt being an offender in all of these#though I can see newt blowing up at hermann over the third one#’I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DID IT AGAIN. THAT’S MY SANDWICH DUDE’#and hermann is SO confused#like ‘do I KNOW you?’#but he’s so offended by newt’s behavior that he takes that sandwich every day after that#always makes sure that he gets there before newt#(hermann can hold grudges like no one else okay)#but one day newt is really down and doesn’t even seem to NOTICE the sandwich thing#and it doesn’t give hermann the same sense of victory when newt is that sad#(and he’s getting a bit sick of that sandwich tbh)#so he buys the sandwich and gives it to newt and runs away blushing#and it’s the start of a beautiful friendship#/ROMANCE#I am desperate for AUs please help me#my AU tag (via patster223)
"The Queen… is with child."
↳ Otherwise known as: The best of Aramis “Oh shit I fucked up” face in Musketeers Don’t Die Easily.
With Bonus Athos “I told you we were going to hang, you idiot” face and Porthos “I love babies :D” face.
do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression
this is missing the point i realize but
The headline if he were female-identified:
The headline if headlines actually told the truth:
"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.
… This makes me so happy.