the best part is that this is the actual dialogue
The best part is that this is not a metaphor or slang or anything
The best part is that there is a giant, alcoholic, manic-depressive teddy bear watching tv and contemplating suicide behind that door.
The best part is that this entire show is on crack.
I know he’s looking at the wrapped-up stump of his arm but honestly it just looks like he’s taking a bath with a sock puppet and he’s about to launch into a really bad ventriloquist act where he sings to brienne via the puppet about how hard it is to be the kingslayer
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Is it weird if I just find myself really fucking attracted to Dwight Schrute like holy fuck
Not at all. It’s Dwight.
It doesn’t matter if you start listening to and loving a song your friend has known of 6034 days ago. You love the song, who cares who heard it first. Time has no factor in music appreciation. Though ssometimes it’s appropriate for someone to reply with ‘It’s about damn time!’ depending on your previous music choices.
It’s true I saw a Discovery Channel documentary about it.
When Glee does things right, they do them E X T R E M E L Y right.
Not a fan of the show but WOW
YOU TELL THAT BITCH! DAMNNN
Fuck man, this shit was the best thing Glee did.
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
listen up, yahoo:
come on guys!
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
Sherlock is on hiatus…
Supernatural just had it’s season finale
Doctor who just had it’s season finale.
Merlin is over..
And we are waiting for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Are you sure this is the best time to buy Tumblr?… Cause the whole fandom is actully this right now:
Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.
Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.