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There’s no reason to tailgate someone in the slow lane, especially when I’m going 35 over the speed limit.

And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.

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Ozzy yelling at the ocean for flooding his campfire.

Ozzy is a national treasure

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My boyfriend and I always have the best cover photos, idk what next though hmmm

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human canvas

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there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

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EXO KAI Fanart - White Violin  Ver.(The Umbrella Academy)

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Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.

read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since  (via pluiedem)

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