okay hear me out aromantic natasha who has a ~thing~ with clint and every time somebody asks them to define their relationship natasha raises an eyebrow while clint makes vaguely exasperated hand gestures
#all i can think of is clint waving around a coffee pot and making noncommittal noises then flapping his hands near his chest then shrugging and chugging the coffee pot #and natasha’s like ‘yeah that exactly’
i want to see the avengers play cards against humanity and i want to see them all slowly realizing that steve has the most fucked up sense of humor out of all of them
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
No one will probably do it but I’ll do anyway
in order to correctly speak German you have to yell everything angrily
Flynn Rider has his priorities sorted.
Flynn Rider is the only sane person in Disney.
Maybe they’re related
Its the hair